Well Oi'm absolutely outraged! Oi received an email this morning on moi Googlemole account from they shrews. They've only gone off to somewhere called Cambrodge, to study Political Science! Oi believes that Cambridge is in nasty swampy country, quite unsuited to civilised burrowin' animals. Oi know shrews aren't as particular in their tastes as Moles, but surely there's a limit?
Anyway, they are no use to me over in Cambridge, so Oi have devised a cunning plan. Oi am sending them an email back telling them about Oxford. Oi may have been slightly economical with the truth here and there. For instance, Oi'm not absolutely sure that all shrews get a personal servant who brings them worms and orange juice while they lie on a sun bed all day long, but Oi expect something like that moight be true. Probably.
The main thing is that they realise that they'd be better off here, and they can certainly fit in a bit of time serving moi every need once they're here...
(PS from Bobby. Steg wants me to say that he "helped" me type this post into the blog ndn. Maybe "help" means something different in Dinosaur. Never mind he's a very enthusiastic fellow anyway)
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