Oi have arroived here in Oxford, accompanied by moi Boy. It is moi intention to keep 'ee all informed of moi progress by the use of this ’ere internetty thing. No doubt it will be a story of unbroken success and will be an inspiration to all of you less fortunate mammals.
We arrived last week and moi room (which oi have graciously allowed The Boy to share) is pleasant enough, but has one major drawback. It isn’t on the ground floor! How is a mole supposed to undertake his duties as Dean of Tunnelin’ when the first step in a burrow would drop him ten foot to the floor below?? The Boy seems preoccupied with other matters at the moment, but oi shall pick the roight moment to raise this with him. Oi needs to get started as, on the way in through the college, oi spotted a gurt big lawn, that’s just crying out for an industrious chap such as moiself to decorate it with a few strategically placed molehills.
Moi other main concern at present is the lack of a suitable entourage of obedient shrews. Oi don’t know where they’ve got to, but they have been particularly stroppy of late, so maybe it’s for the best that oi find some new creature to do moi bidding. Oi have spotted a number of squirrels out of the window when the boy’s been out, and I am forming a plan to recruit a squirrel battalion. Watch this space!
We arrived last week and moi room (which oi have graciously allowed The Boy to share) is pleasant enough, but has one major drawback. It isn’t on the ground floor! How is a mole supposed to undertake his duties as Dean of Tunnelin’ when the first step in a burrow would drop him ten foot to the floor below?? The Boy seems preoccupied with other matters at the moment, but oi shall pick the roight moment to raise this with him. Oi needs to get started as, on the way in through the college, oi spotted a gurt big lawn, that’s just crying out for an industrious chap such as moiself to decorate it with a few strategically placed molehills.
Moi other main concern at present is the lack of a suitable entourage of obedient shrews. Oi don’t know where they’ve got to, but they have been particularly stroppy of late, so maybe it’s for the best that oi find some new creature to do moi bidding. Oi have spotted a number of squirrels out of the window when the boy’s been out, and I am forming a plan to recruit a squirrel battalion. Watch this space!
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