As ever, it seems that Oi is a victim of moi own genius! Moi plan to lure the shrews here to Oxford worked like a dream - in fact it worked too well. By Wednesday morning this week, there were upwards of two hundred shrews in my room. Now the boy's scout is very understanding, but even she moight be a bit spooked by that number of our squeaky brethren. Therefore, Oi had to think of a new plan, to disperse them slightly. Oi decided to dispatch all but a small core team of support shrews (so as some of them gets use to doing moi bidding). What better place, Oi thought than Keble College, as Oi understands it is pretty well full of rodents anyway.
Moi mistake! It turns out that shrews are very sensitive to ugly architecture and they were all back within the hour! Well Oi suppose Einstein and that Da Vinci bloke had their crosses to bear, so I will face up to the burden of moi genius with moi normal indomitable spirit.
Oi'll tell the boy to sort it out.
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