Oi wandered around the Park for quite a while without seeing any familiar landmarks. Eventually Oi ended up by a big round pond, and sat down to try to think what to do next. Oi must have been rather tired, because Oi dropped off to sleep. Oi was awakened by the feeling of somebody pecking my bottom! Oi opened moi eyes to see that Oi was surrounded by a horde of ducks, all demanding bread. Things looked bad for a moment until Oi recognised an old friend, Dave the Dissertation Duck. He was able to explain that Oi am a friend of the Boy, who apparently frequently comes to feed them. so everything was fine then and they offered to give me a ride on the River. This was great fun, and Oi rode up and down for ages, waving to lesser animals on the river banks. After ages, the ducks dropped me off on the bank and wandered off to blag some nice rustic wholemeal off a bunch of students. Oi left 'em to it, as Oi've already discovered that students, although they have many disgusting things in their pockets, never have worms. It was just as the last duck disappeared round the corner that I discovered an alarming fact - they had dropped me off on the wrong bank! Oi was even further away from home and safety!
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